Dirty nursery rhymes lyrics

Artist  : 2 live crew 
Song : Dirty nursery rhymes
 

[Brother Marquis]
My mama and your mama was talking little shit
My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch
I know your sister, and the bitch ain`t shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our dicks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little
fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn`t make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through
the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her
porridge
Papa Bear said `shit bitch, you must think I`m
sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass dick`
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his
hand
Said `excuse me lady, I`m doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some boody`
[Fresh Kid Ice]
There`s an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don`t know what to do
She sucked and fucked all the niggas around
When it`s time to pay rent couldn`t none be found
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said `that pussy`s wide`
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Fucking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum
Said `hell of a nigga am I`
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king`s horses and all the king`s men
Couldn`t put that fat motherfucker back together
again
[Luke]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check
this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right
[Brother Marquis]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother`s house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out
[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog`s on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
Bitch check the weave that`s in that lake
[Luke]
Bitch, get that weave out!
You dirty bitch, get that weave out!
Mix say, bitch get that weave out...
(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought
it!) -> Cheech and Chong