Offbeat Bare-ass lyrics

Artist  : 311 
Song : Offbeat Bare-ass



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 Any different people can apply to drop the funk
It's not a country club review board steady
talkin junk
Many people would have it others go put and grab
it
Some trip over toots and say f**k it I'm sunk
I put it in a limerick and kick the slick nick
verbs
I am the one who scores the herb
When we're on the road P-Nut rolls it up
Throw me a joint on stage what's up
I will tell a cop that I know my f**king rights
And we can match wits all night for real
He said if I had nothing to hide
Then of course I wouldn't mind if he looked
through our ride
Uh, no I'd really rather you didn't
And no we don't have guns hidden
We stood there for a while continue to decline
Firmly, I didn't lose my mind
I didn't let him break me he's just another human
Not a bit of shame in what we were doin' that day
He couldn't make us stay
We had our sh*t together
It don't matter whether
We sport the dread locks or a shaved head
Or if we have a sticker from the dead
I said a better verse rehearsed about the
roughneck curse
Last week I keep an even keel and bow in place
And face the music every minute

Never could see my homey comin' till he passed
Funky gas by my way all the day I couldn't laugh
Oh by now I'm chill with it
Bare as* in my face I'm ok but Chad's like "Uh-uh
no he isn't"
So I proceed to hear him get loose with the
Fartin' all over my face sometimes my tummy
He f**ked with my flow although I thought it
funny
I probably wouldn't care if I smoked more kind
bud
But that wouldn't do me sh*t cuz then he'd f**k
me more up
Crazy ill and chillin' rude but I'ze a real cool
dude
He didn't believe the day would come when he
would get his top
But then one day right in front of his face I got
him
He looked over said "God damn get me some water"
The one time I hadn't wasted till I got mine
Smeared his nose with my armpit funk slime
So you get it the picture just how sick we were
then
But before I jet "Hey yo Chad sniff my finger
man"

I can see a lot of people who feel like I do
I can see a lot of people who feel like I don't
I go on step lightly even when I'm heavy
High jump the slump open up fot eh Revy Horton
Heat
Sweet what am I displayin' forgot what I was
saying
I know I must be laying a pipe you got a gripe
With the way I get high
Graffix bong sing along with a cry of a
Mandatory sentence for a crime with no victim
When everyone knows jail terms should be picked
in
Order of the pain that they cause
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
Until you violate the rights of another
Respect the space of your sister and your brother
The war on drugs may be well intentioned
But it falls f**king flat when you stop and
mention
The overcrowded prisons where a rapists gets
paroled
To make room for a dude who has sold
A pound of weed to me that's a crime
Here's to good people doin time y'all

Bare As* Yeah [x4]