Oval Office lyrics

Artist  : 3rd Bass 
Song : Oval Office



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 "This recording, is a collection
  of unintended indiscretions before
microphone"

"Oh who locked the door?"
 "A hard man is good to find."
"Open the door!"
 "The principles.. of friction"

[Nice] This feeling`s a function, so step to this
[Serch] Ain`t the average boys who do this
[Nice] Door is opened, to office summoned
[Serch] Yo Pete I think you`re in there man!
("I`m coming!")
[Nice] Reception warm, not a handshake
 My hands shook, barrier`s about to break
[Serch] She was seated, legs long and slammin
[Nice] Oval office opened, so let`s begin!
 Push my point across, firmly
[Serch] Core proposal
[Nice] Prime Minister serve me, surely
("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
 I serve you with motion
 and doors open wider, coast in
[Serch] Secretary said, "Put Serch on line
two..
 Yo, put him on hold!"

"That towel was related to my husband!"
(repeat 4X)

* [MC Serch] - speaking in background *
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I`m here to get retarded yo, so step off
Nah I`m not holdin the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, you`re not dickin on me
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
You`re frontin like you play the Pumpkin
Move your elbow, because I`m IN THERE!

[Serch] The meeting rotates
[Nice] Mockneck or cactus?
 "They got my head boss.."
[BOTH] She attacked us!
[Nice] With a treaty for disarmament
[Serch] We signed
[Nice] Figured there`s no harm in it ("Oh
alright alright alright..")
 So I disarmed
[Serch] And I poured the Scotch
 And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
 ("Oh my goodness!")
[Nice] Yeah, I reckon
 You keep minutes, I`ll let you get second
 Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
 Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
[Serch] Lunch became filet of soul/sole with
tongue
[Nice] The Oval Office work is never done!
[Serch] Never done!

"That towel was related to my husband!"
(repeat 2X)

* [MC Serch] - [Pete Nice] speaking in background
*
Aiyyo I`m serious man, did you have sex?
 Nah man
It was you that did it!
 Filet of sole on the Oval Office 
 on a peanut butter leg
Yo..
 She got down to my knees and it spread!

"That towel was related to my husband!"
(repeat 2X)

[Nice] G`in, seein, have you playin it like a
diplomat
 The Oval Office ain`t nothin but a boot magnet
[Serch] Close to close, but Pete freaked it
anyway
[Nice] Serch said
[Serch] Prime, let`s do the three the hard way!
[Nice] And knockin like we`re knockin
[Serch] BOOTS!
 The office flooded with the sex check suits
 Deploy missiles of the MX variety
[Nice] Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
[Serch] I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
 * woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh,
uhhh" *
 And in the Oval Office
[Nice] Finally peace!
 Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
[Serch] What`s the Oval Office?
[Nice] Our permanent residence!
[Serch] Meeting of the mind, as well as the
pelvis
[Nice] Aiyyo Bush!
[Serch] We`re audi like Elvis!

 Aiyyo Serch you`re in there man
 You`re finally in there, for the first time man!
"Victims of these classic boners.."
 Yo move that thick body of yours
 Move that thick white body!
"Victims of these classic boners.."

[MC Serch]
Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!
I`ve got the woody!
I`ve got the woodie -- and I`m gonna get the head
 "Victims of these classic boners.."
I can feel it!  You gotta understand see
 "Victims of these classic boners.."
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
There`s too much butt-waxin, no --
there`s too much vaseline usage
There`s too much KY jelly
Cause I`ve got the WOOOOODIEE!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you`re a GIRLIE
MAN
You`re a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
You`re just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
I`m a great man, you`re a flabber man

Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard Rob never got the wood
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on
the woodie
And I heard Seth Lover?  He got the WRONG woodie
He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
Aiyyo I`m goin home man; I`m goin home to tell my
mother (BOOTS!)
I`m goin home to tell my mother about my first
experience.. *fades*