Czechoslovakia lyrics

Artist  : 47 Black 
Song : Czechoslovakia



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one bright and sunny mornin' down on avenue
b
as i was returnin' home from a night of
debauchery
i met me landlord boris,
"yo," sez he,
"would ya ever go
over to czechoslovakia,
marry me daughter for
me?"

he waved a pistol and 5000
dollars in me face
"she better be a
virgin, when she hits the states"
i told
him i had some business with the pope in
rome
so he threw in a ticket to italy on me
way back home

would you ever go over to
czechoslovakia, marry me daughter for me
she's
the finest girl in prague, you'll ever see
her
name is citizen gertie, a communist is she
she
wants to come to america, be a capitalist like
me

when i landed in slovakia, i drank a
dozen pints
but when i caught a glimpse of
gertie i nearly died of fright
she was 6 feet
in her stockings, she viewed me with
dismay
"is this the best they can do for
me in the dear old usa?"

but despite
me splittin' headache, i wooed her like a
man
and very soon thereafter we were married
in prague
i remembered boris' pistol and me
vow of chastity
but when she pinned me to the
bed that night, i gave up
instantly..

bright and early next mornin'
i went to see the pope in rome
gertie left for
america, make new york her home
she landed down
on avenue b lookin' for a mansion grand
boris
was drunk, the building stunk, the city was
mad
she'd been had,
this was the height of
depravity - not what she'd seen on
mtv...

i wasn't farin' much better with
the holy father in rome
some turkish wiseguy
whacked him and he wasn't even at home
so i
landed back in new york oh so sad
stared down
the barrel of boris's gun, jeez was he ever
mad
he accused me of buggerin' his daughter
but to make matters worse
she'd spent over 20
grand in macys and in saks
she sat there in
her underwear, gave me a dirty wink
but when i
thought about the credit cards me love began to
shrink

so we drove her out to kennedy 14
trunks and all
and we said a prayer for the
holy father back in rome
but as her plane rose
over rockaway, boris he said to me
"would
you ever go over to czechoslovakia and marry me
daughter for me..."