Crazy love lyrics

Artist  : Adam sandler 
Song : Crazy love
 
[Adam:] You don't mind that I think
everybody's a robot and all my conversations are
being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my
pants are way too short on me 
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of
scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[Adam:] And you don't care that I collect
dead animals from the side 
of the road then pretend they're alive and think
I'm a famous football player
[Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with
me 
when I follow people I've never met before and
force them to look 
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed
on my back
[Adam:] It's very pretty, baby
[Both:]
Well you must have been sent from above
You're all that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I
wear my snowsuit 
to bed every night and I make you speak in
tongues to me until I fall asleep
[Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
[Adam:] Thank you
[Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me
'cause I still make out 
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was
on a UFO 
for two and a half years
[Adam:] I believe you sugarpie
[Both:]
'Cause our love is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who
wasn't even there
[Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran
down the street in my 
Wonder Woman underwear
[Adam:] I didn't care Babe I know I never
had a job 'cause I'm afraid 
to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all
robots who are seeking information
[Lisa:] They can't fool you sweetheart 
And I know that you know that I'm the one who
burned my cousin 
Chester's house to the ground but you told the
cops we were out 
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[Adam:] I ain't no fink, dollface
[Both:]
'Cause we know that it's true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
[Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love
[spoken to end]
[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead
except for you, baby
[Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you
throw some macaroni on me?
[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go
[splurt]