Sloppy Joe lyrics

Artist  : Adam Sandler 
Song : Sloppy Joe
 


Spoken:
This is a song
This is a- this is a
new song uh
It's uh through the eyes of one of
the greatest
people alive I feel...The lunch
Lady
Singing:
I woke up in the
morning
Put on my new plastic glove
served
some reheated sausberry steak
with a little
slice of love
I got no clue what
the
chicken pot pie is made of
I just know
everything's doing fine
down here in Lunch
Lady Land

Well I wear net on my
head
'cause my red hair is fallin' out
I
wear these brown orthapiedic shoes
'cause I
got a bad case of degout
I know you want
seconds on the corndogs
but there's no reason
to shout
Everybody get enough food down
here
in lunch lady land

Well yesterdays
meatloaf is today's
Sloppy joe's
and my
breath reaks of tuna
and there's lots of black
hairs
comin' out of my nose

In lunch
lady land
your dreams come true
clouds made
of carrots and peas
mountains built of shepards
pie
and...rivers made of macaroni and
chesse
but don't forget to return your
trays
and try to ignore my gum disease
no
students can escape the magic of
lunch lady
land

Oh oh oh oh oh
Hoagies and
grinders X3
Navy beans X3
Hoagies and
grinders, Hoagies and grinders
navy beans,
navy beans
meatloaf
sandwich
[chorus]
sloppy joe slop, sloppy
joe
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe
uh-hu
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe
uu-dah
sloppy joe slop, *pphhbbb*
joe

dreamt one morning and I woke up to
see
all the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at
me
it screamed "why do you burn me and
serve
up cold?" I said "I got the
spatula,
just do what you're told"

Then
the liver and onion started
joinin the
fight
and the choclate pudding pushed
me
with'a all it's might
then the chop
suuie pushed me and it kicked me in the head
"it's called revenge lunch lady"
said the
garlic bread

I said "what did I do
to
make all so mad " they said "you got
flabby
arms and your breath is bad"
then
the green beans said "you better run
and hide"
but then my friend Sloppy joe
came and joined
my side
He said " if it wasn't for the lunch
lady
the kids wouln't eat ya
you should be
shaking her hand
and saying 'please to meet
ya'
she gives you a purpose and she give you a
goal
you should be kissin her feet and kissin
her
mole
so..."now all the angry food just
leave me alone"
and we all lived together in a
happy home
thanks to

[chorus]
sloppy
joe slop, sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop,
sloppy joe yee-ah
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe
uh-huh
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe

now
me and sloppy joe got married
we got six kids
and we're doin' just fine
down in lunch lady
laaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnndd!
THANK YOU!
thank
you