Tollbooth Willy lyrics

Artist  : Adam Sandler 
Song : Tollbooth Willy
 


Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please
Hey how ya
doin tollbooth willy?
Good, thank for askin
pa
Oh thats great you know considering you're
a fucking idiot
Go fuck youself ya son of a
bitch i'll come outta the booth and fuckin whack
ya, ya fuckin prick
Hey Hey Willy how's it
goin?
Hey can't complain pa how's about
you?
Aw, great great, how much?
The state
charge is a dollar 25 pa
That's fine, now
should you i give you the money or should i shove
the quarters directly up your fat ass he he
Why
you fuckin hard on I'll fuckin cop n fist your
fuckin head with a louiseville fuckin slugger
whatd'ya think of that ass fuck
Hi Willy
Oh
nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh?
Well
i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear
you're the best with directions
Well i know my
way around New England i can tell ya that much so
where ya headin?
Well i was just wondering
exactly which is the best way to drive up your
ass, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it
you fuckin prick
You fuckin bitch fuck you,
You forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore
i'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin
skull you cum guzziling queef
Hey Willy
Hey
how are ya?
Here's a dollar 25 and go fuck
yourself
Ah ya fuckin prick i hope you choke
on a fuckin bottle cap ya fuckin son of a fuck
eat shit eat my shit
Hello Willy good to see
you
Hey Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was
quite a sermon you had the other day
Well i do
my best
Dollar 25 Bishop
Dollar 25
Willy..Isn't that the same price your mother
charges for a blow job you piece of dog
shit
Oh have another one you fuckin lush, It's
not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night
ya fuckin douce bag
Hey
Well
hey
Yeah..do you want the money or should i
just shove the quarters directly up your fat
ass
Well i already heard that one you fuckin
unoriginal bastard go suck a cock ya piece of
fuckin repeatin shit
Hi
Oohh..Hi how are
ya
Fine thank you how much is the toll
please?
For you sweetheart it's a dollar
25
Here ya go thank you
Hey hey, honey
would ya like reciept with that
Oh i almost
forgot thank you so much
And here ya
are
Um..do you think you could sign it?
Uh?
sign it?
Yeah, sign it Tollbooth Willy was
here
Okay sure, uh by the way what is this
for?
Just so i can have proof for my friends
that i met the biggest fucking dipshit with the
smallest dick alive, you understand
Fuck you,
ya fuckin humptidy bitch I'll fuckin fuck you and
all your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of
your fuckin mothers..You're gonna die bitch i'm
coming outta the boooooooth
Oooohh..my fuckin
leg!
Hey you ran over tollbooth willy?
Oh
my god! I was always wondering what it would be
like to run over a dried up stinky dick
licker
Why you fuckin pricks i fuckin here
every fuckin word you're sayin when this fuckin
leg heals i'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin
arseholes...(yelling back and forth) fuck you,you
mother fuckers, i'll see you at the hospital, come
to the hospital