I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed) lyrics

Artist  : Banjo & Sullivan 
Song : I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed)
 
We started in the morning, carried well into the
night.

Throwing dirty dishes with all our might

It’s a sad commentary on a marriage that
has failed.

I’m at home getting hammered, while
she’s out getting nailed



Police pulled into my trailer park

Domestic violence will cost you after dark

Late night with her boss, says they’re
trying to make a sale

I’m at home getting hammered, while
she’s out getting nailed



I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair

Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy
Kauffman’s hair

Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail

I’m at home getting hammered, while
she’s out getting nailed

She used to bring me beer and love all over
me

Right before I went on disability

My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey
dick

She don’t perk it up, cause her ankles got
so thick



The moral of this story is sad but true,

I love to drink, and she loves to screw

Hobo’s got a better life, out riding on
the rails

I’m at home getting hammered while
she’s out getting nailed