DIVORCE lyrics

Artist  : Billy Connolly 
Song : DIVORCE
 

Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart
as any damn kid.

But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near
flips his lid.

Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,

These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M.
squirm.

His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,

Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran
away.

He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and
then, both of them bit me.

And that's why I am gonnae get a
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.



She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over,
and bit my L.E.G.

She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an
effin' C.

Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get
O.F.F.-ski

And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a
new B.I.R.D.



Oh yes his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today.

Both my wife and my wee scabby dug will soon be
hauled away.

That's why I spell out all these words, so as my
dog can't hear.

Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R.
queer.



Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R.
queer.