Andy's the Sherrif lyrics

Artist  : Bob Tom 
Song : Andy's the Sherrif
 

[To the tune of "I Shot the Sherrif" by Bob
Marley]







Sherrif Taylor lives in Mayberry; Aunt Bea cooks
and washes clothes.Oh, yea!



Little Opie wants to grow long hair, but Floyd
cuts it before it grows.



And I hear Gomer Pyle wears panty hose.



[Gomer]Gya-a-awlee!



Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.



[Barney]Thats Deputy Sherrif Barney Fife.



Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.



[Barney]Yeah, move that vehicle.



Oh, yeah.



[Barney]Yeah, a lawmans work is never done.



Barney Fife is a pipsqueak, man, but he carries a
great big gun.



[Barney]Thats a lawmans best friend.



People laugh when he whips it out cause,
bulletsHes got just one.



[Barney]Thats cause Im an expert shot, Opie.



In his pocketnot in his gun.Whoa, yeah!



Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.



[Barney]Now, over heres where we incarcerate
perpetrators.



Andys the sherrif and Barney Fife, his deputy.Oh,
yeah.



[Barney]Hey, AnjGot a hot date tonight.Probly
take the squad car.



Sherrif Taylor, he dates Helen Crump; Thelma Lou,
she has Barney.Oh, yeah.



But the only one who gets his rocks off is the
stone-throwing Ernest T.



They all live in celibacy.No wonder Otis drinks,
man!Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!



Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.Oh,
yes he is



Andys the sherrif and Barney Fife, his deputy.Oh,
yeah.Oh, yeah.



Howard Spraig is mad, man.Floyd the Barber cut
off his dreadlocks.Ha-ha-ha.Hes very upset.



Hey, Goober, man.Put down that gas pump and take
this splief.Hah, man?



Hey, waitwe put them together, we have a real
party!Hah?Yeah!



Andys the sherrif and Barney is the deputy.Hey,
Barney!Look what I got in the bag, hah: ganga



[Barney]Well, it looks kinda like oregano to
Op.



For Aunt Beas brownies



[Barney]Oh, I love brownies.



Yeah, its gonna be a very good party, man!



[Barney]Party?Well, Ill bring the soda pop.



SayAndys the sherrifWhy are there no black people
here in Mayberry?



[Barney]Nip it!Nip it!



And why does Gomer have all these pictures of
Rock Hudson on the wall?



[Barney]Well, we got a trouble-maker, Anj.Lock
him upOtis give me the keys.



Take me to Mt. Pilot, you know, the big city,
man?



[Barney]Oh, youre not goin anywhere, mister.Were
booking you on a 6-11, a 15-87 too.Hey, what kind
of a haircut is that anyway?Otis, I said Give me
the keys!Anj, Otis wont give me the keys!Opie,
quit smoking his cigarette!Aunt Bea, those are
really great brownies.Hey, Floyd ate the rest of
the brownies!Floyd?Floyd?