So good afternoon lyrics

Artist  : Carolines spine 
Song : So good afternoon
 
I think I'll try my luck at Flo and Normandie
          and have some dude beat the living crap
out of me
          he haunts me, he taunted me
          and I just found out he's been set
free.
          So I'll go and tell my girlfriend I
think she's ugly
          we've had a few kids and she's getting
kinds pudgy
          I'll tease her, I'll please her,
          then I'm gonna leave her
          and I'll go and find me a new girl
until she bugs me.
          Because they know I want you, know I
need you,
          no I won't go a day without you
          and only you can know what you're doing
to me
          ...so good afternoon.
          I think I'll go and take my snake down
for animal testing
          where they lay me down and inject me
while I'm resting.
          They starve me, carve me, stitch me up,
          and when I wake up with cancer - they
give me their blessing.
          You and I, we shine and feel you coming
down my way
          ...so good afternoon.
          I like to get laid so I became a
musician
          and I'm an expert in humanity by my own
admission -
          I'm kind, I'm signed, I'm a legend in
my own mind
          and I'll tell you I'm god herself if
you promise to listen
          ...you promised.