Careful With That Mic lyrics

Artist  : Clutch 
Song : Careful With That Mic
 


Ha ha, ha ha
Uh huh, uh huh
So tell me,
when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude
Test, did you know the answers or did you
guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
and act all urban to jack up your
soundscan
What's the matter with you?
How
come you rhyme monosylabically?
Is atrophy
shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your style's
like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a
weekly basis
Ever since your first record
you've been in a state of suspended
animation
You look like Snuffleuffagus and
Astropithecus
Me cray, you abacus
But
enough about you, let's talk about me and how
single-handedly I redefined the science of radio
astronomy
Making Nobel prize winners question
their notions of reality
Oh, but I
digress
You always win at Sorry
I always
win at chess
Go get some percasets
Ha ha,
ha ha

Chorus:
Careful with that mic
weezy
Do you really think it's that
easy?
Do you really think it's true?
That
up above they can't hear you

Mmm, this is
really good ice cream, do you want some of
it?
Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose
intolerant
Makes you pass gas, frightens all
the girls away
Only friends you keep are those
you pay
I'm always on the ready for the wack
snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a
straight edge style Jansport back pack
Got the
gadget Q gave Bond, controls your mind, makes you
jump in a pond
Go quack quack and flap your
arms
Leaves you confused but completely
unharmed
Ha ha, ha ha

Both you and I
know the past ten years have been rather
intense
I'm ashamed to admit I've been fooled
by the seductions of violence
People walking
around with ugly auras
At times I'm even
tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura
But I
ignore her
And I take a deep breath and count
to ten
Ain't gonna let it get under my
skin
Take a deep breath and count to
ten
Think of all the nice places that I've
been
Like back when I was waging peace against
the visigoths
I was tutored in the ancient
mysteries by a wisened philosoph
Learned the
polyrythyms of celestial time
Waiting for the
one to come and get it done
And finish the
rhyme
Ha ha