Ah miss g mary won’t you c please g come home from
d(7) china.
Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for
your d(7) teeth.
Em don’t you sneak d into the g back door c
wearing some d(7) disguise.
Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c
temperance d(7) guild.
Ah miss mary won’t you please come home cause I
miss ya.
Your old spinster sister don’t always give good
advice.
Look at her she’s in love with that drunken
bandy-legged sheriff.
He’ll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat
wife
Chorus:
Ah miss em mary won’t you b please come home from
c china.
A come home from g china.
D come home from c china am6.
Repeat chorus
Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer
fireman.
He don’t care if you come, he don’t like I do.
He’s in love with his dog and all his volunteer
fireman.
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus
rhyme.
Repeat chorus x2
Em