By dean friedman
Pick up the sunday news I need my funny papers
Little orphan annie and me have a rendezvous at
3:00
With mary worth and dick tracy.
And my idea of time well spent is to stay in bed
with you ’til the rent is due.
Get out a checkered cloth I’ll pack a picnic
basket.
We’ll find a clearing in the wood and you can
be red riding hood
You may be bad but you’re so good.
And my idea of having fun is laying naked in the
sun with you.
Put on your sunday clothes I’ve had an
inspiration.
We’ll ride downtown on the "d" and
have a window shopping spree
It may be crass but it’s free.
And my idea of what to do is making love with you
on the avenue.
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