Criminal lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Criminal
 


A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin
questions
A lot ofch people think that.. what
I say on records
or what I talk about on a
record, that I actually do in real life
or
that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna
kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do
it
or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if
you believe that
then I'll kill you
You
know why?
Cuz I'm
a

CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn
right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah, I'm a
CRIMINAL

[Eminem]
My words are like a
dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in
the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the
homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or
dress - hate fags? The answer's
"yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just
heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my
genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin
balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong
in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of
em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody
shot me!
And I was just checkin the
mail
Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
How many
records you expectin to sell
after your second
LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax
guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an
amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs
Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these
demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new
car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in
the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade
teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't
neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing
cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you
ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't
stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't
stop me from droppin each March
with a brand
new cd for these fuckin retards
Duhhh, and to
think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give
A Fuck," still won't leave

Chorus: Eminem
(repeat 2X)

I'm a CRIMINAL
Cuz every
time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a
crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess
I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I
just flip em the bird
and keep goin, I don't
take shit from no one

[Eminem]
My
mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and
speed
The baby came out - disfigured,
ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow
up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of
that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL
- an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the
fuck you sposed to grow up when you weren't
raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot
taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls
got larger
I drink malt liquor to fuck you up
quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin
the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the
president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on
top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now
don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't
miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose
is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of
people that die
in plane crashes and
laughs
As long as it ain't happened to
him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
-inem
and Kim combined - *kch* the maniac's
in
Replacin the doctor cause Dre couldn't make
it today
He's a little under the weather, so
I'm takin his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's
Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill
him too and spray his brains all over the
place
I told you Dre, you should've kept that
thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not
to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a
CRIMINAL

[Interlude Skit]
Aight look
(uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get
the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta
there
[Em] Aight
I'll be right here waitin
on you
[Em] Aight
Yo Em
[Em]
What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Em]
Awwright... god damn, fuck...
(whistling) how
you doin'?
[Teller] HI, how can I help
you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a
withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the
fuckin money in the bag bitch
and I won't kill
you!
[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill
me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit
lookin around...
[Teller] Don't kill me, please
don't kill me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna
fuckin kill you
Hurry the fuck up! {*BOOM*}
Thank you!

[Eminem]
Windows tinted on
my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a
bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be
disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the
guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come
back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private
eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches,
bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I
didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a
fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick inbetween
my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens
ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say, so
just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I
just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my
white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that
I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a
Jason mask

(Chorus 2X)