Get Mad lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Get Mad
 

Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)Mic check..
(My dick!)Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits
on mic *)Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..My
attitude is worse than NWA's wasI'll battle you
over stupid shit and diss people who ain't have
shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My
tattoo!)You see me standin outside of your
buildin; screamin, "Puffy is good, (HEY!) but
Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)I look at
my life in a new light -- fuck itGive me two mics;
I write songs for me -- fuck what you likeYou're
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't
like rap anywayI'm just tryin to get my porno
career startedEvery place and event.. +Been
There, Done That+Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase
when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's
go!"Want a deal? Study these 5 chaptersLesson
One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed
rappersLesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup
dog?)Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you
to come with me)and make em come to your basement
and listen (you're gonna fuckin check this
out)Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch
demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's
table (here listen!)Lesson Four: 'Know you heard
this before'"Hey let me get your number; I'll
call you tomorrow, for sure!"Don't act like a fan
-- you wanna get signed?Get the whitest A&R you
can findPull him aside and rap as wack as you
canLesson Five: Get a hook-up at JiveDress up
like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform
liveAnd that's the key, but when you see me on
the street; I ain't givin you shit bitch - don't
even bother askin me (get away from me)Toilet
water splashes me right in the ass when I'm
spittincause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin
like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)Got a blowjob from
Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouthmy
balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)Told Mya
this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about
me..")Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and
gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")And all three of my
main girls said SEE-YACause Brandy and Monica
walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah(What? Oh
my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a
bathGrab a handful of pills, break em in half,
take em and laughWhite trash -- fuckin your wife
in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")While you're
out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the
grassSo if I hurt your self-esteem and you get
dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?]You know I
just be sayin that to get you madAnd when I rap
about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big
dick!]You know I just be sayin that to get you
mad"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too
sad!"You know I just be sayin that to get you
mad"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too
bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]You know I just be sayin
that to get you madWhat a wonderful day; I should
go outside and playAin't no need to sit inside the
house and hibernateHi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just
about to toss a live grenadein your driveway
(WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)Are you
afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDSBlood
drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper
macheYou talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill
thoughI'm sick enough to beat you to death with a
feather pillowTipped over some cows, just for a
joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)Jumped up, choked a
giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in
halfWagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage
with +Agent Orange+And wiped my ass with his page
in Source (Here!)The demon is here, steamin this
yearI rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, scream in
his ear (AHHHHHH!)It's not a gimmick bitch, it's
an image I live itGive a fuck? I don't know what
a fuck is to give it"Yeah I don't think this guy
is well.." I'm high as hellI'll beat you with a
live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail[*
impersonating Method Man *]I'll fuckin, I'll
fuckinLay your nuts on the dresserJust your
nutsack by itselfAnd bang them shits with a
spiked batCut your neck off and sew your head
right backAnd leave you like thatYou just
triggered the prick who just mixed liquorWho's
itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than
Chris-topherReeves, I was teething with strep
throat while your mother was breastfeedingAnd
gave her the flesh-eating diseaseI'm iller than
takin a hammer and beatin your kneesand walkin
through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans(Am I
a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in
breathin machinesFlashin back to being shot and
repeatin the sceneson how you just got smoked,
and if you do liveYou'll be too scared to tell
it, like a Biggie and 'Pac jokeSo if I hurt your
self-esteem and you get dissed too badYou know I
just be sayin that to get you madAnd when I rap
about a fat bitch that you wished you hadYou know
I just be sayin that to get you mad"I can't listen
to that song, that shit's too sad"You know I just
be sayin that to get you mad"He'll never make it,
his wrist is slit too bad"You know I just be sayin
that to get you madI know that makes you real mad,
don't it? (uh-huh)That's right, Slim Shady (yup)
Sway & TechSprayin wreck (bitch)And we don't give
a heck (uh-uh)or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shitSo
suck my motherfuckin dick