Guilty conscience lyrics

Artist  : Eminem 
Song : Guilty conscience
 
[Featured Dr. Dre]

{sound of static}

[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no
more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of
heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop!  (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor
store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence  (But who are
you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience

[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your
aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde
wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay 
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs
with an aged razor blade

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's
supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll
expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George
Burns

[Eminem]
Fuck that!  Do that shit!  Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit?  Are you that
rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies?  Are you that
bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have
kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! 
(You're right!)
Not over this shit  (Stop!) Drop the biscuit  (I
will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre?  I don't like your
attitude..)

 {sound of static} 

("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a
minute")
 ("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
 ("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
 ("Well OK..")

[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.  ("Give me a
kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs
bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... 
("Shit!")

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her
drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little
bitch's earlobe..
(Yo!  This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not
fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?  (Uh
huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got
there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..

 {sound of static} 
 {pickup idling, radio playing}

[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction
worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
 ("Grady!!")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch
cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to
get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD
OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait!  What if there's an explanation for this
shit?
(What?  She tripped?  Fell?  Landed on his
dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay!  Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and
kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped
DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say?  (What's wrong?   Didn't think I'd
remember?)
I'ma kill you motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh!  Temper temper!
Mr. Dre?  Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better
make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be
violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I
went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin?  Shoot em both Grady, where's
your gun at?  

{gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}