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 Rate Jane 3
Artist : Epmd
Song : Jane 3
Parrish Smith:
One hot summer day back around the way
A new kid moved onto the block and his name was
Jay
Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine
mil
yeahhh, and kept his Smitty`s on his tool
Erick Sermon:
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like gard
So we took him in, and put him down with the Hit
Squad
His house was phat, full court in the back
Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormat
P - Plus AZT, full house alarm system
One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic
him
E - Something strange about the crib, I had to
think
Why the whole god damn house was dressed in
hot pink
P - Yo Jay, where`s your bathroom, bust a move I
gotta piss
E - Three doors on the left homeboy, ya can`t
miss
P - My head was busted
E - Disgusted
P - I said, "What`s goin on?"
I seen a douche bag, and Safety maxi-pad
tampons
E - Left the bathroom, went back where I was
P - Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said,
E - "Eiyyyooo cuz"
P - "I thought you lived alone"
E - "I do"
Parrish Smith:
"Are you certain?
There`s bras and leotards, hangin on the curtain
Yo Jay what`s your problem, homeboy you look
stunned
What are you doin? Put down that knife...
where`s my gun?"
Shit`s thick, I reached for my tool I wasn`t
strapped
Left the nine in the car, right next to the jim
hat
It`s my ass, I better think fast real quick
I got a flashback *AHH* from a Bruce Lee flick
Got in my stance
E - Don`t lie
P - Kay I broke for the door
Tripped on some bullshit in the living room
floor
Jay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up
in the yoke
E - Ahh Shit
P - Kicked him in the nuts
E - That`s ALL she wrote
P - It was like Rapunzel
E - Rapunzel?
P - Down came his hair
E - Titties popped out
P - And there was ass everywhere
E - Jay a transvestite?
P - Not quite he was more like
*J to the A to the N to the E*
E - Yo P, don`t tell me, you went out like a
sucker
P - Chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that
ass and I fucked her
Peace, I`m Audi 5000 *laughing*
E - Audi 5000
P - Ahh shit!
All of that real shit, you know what I`m
saying?
E - Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker?
P - The whole shit. Yo E, the whole shit, you
know what I`m saying?
Nah you can`t man, I ran right up in her like
Bruce Jenner
E - But better
P - Right in there man, I didn`t even care, are
you crazy?
Was that holdin me up?
E - Don`t tell me it was Jane you were juicin
P - Sheiit, kick it E!
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