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 Rate Jane Ii
Artist : Epmd
Song : Jane ii
P - Hello hello, may I speak to the E?
E - This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?
Yo P it`s kinda early, who`s there Laverner
and Shirley?
Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie?
Well anyway, yo P you know I`m lazy
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
P - Excuse me, but I`m sorry E Double
It`s a terrible situation and it might cause
trouble
Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come
over
E - Why P?
P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa
E - What?
P - Last night I was all alone
Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was
blown
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to
you
Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22
E - Where was I?
P - I don`t know, you wasn`t there
Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear
I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
Shifted out the door to the local disco
E - Where`d you go, not to that ran down pub
P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club
It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
She was DEF, body perfectly fit
She was packin, a 300-E with the kit
I said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"
I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"
E - "Hi, my name is Cris"
P - "Can I buy you a drink?"
E - "Yes"
P - "What will it be?"
E - "A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.
By the way is that your Caadillac Allante
parked outside right next to my Monte
car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought
it."
P - Put my ego up here and said it`s time to go
for it
"This place is a drag, grab your coat
and bag.
We`ll have drinks on the house, back at my
pad."
We got to my house we walked through the door
Threw on "Night and Day" by
E - Al. B Sure
P - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the
hips
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to
flirt
Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt
Put my eho up here
E - Yeah it`s time to do work
P - I felt the movement below so it`s time to
react
I went in my back utility belt anad pulled
out a jim hat
I bust a move... when it came to that
But then she freaked it, and grabbed the
bozack
Started dpom it, then she called me the
master
E - You got bigger, better, stronger and much
faster
P - At first I laughed, as if it was a joke
But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost
a stroke
I said to myself, oh no it couldn`t be
The J to the A to the N to the E
E - Yo P don`t tell me it was Jane you were
douchin
With the Anita Baker head
P - Nah more like Whitney Houston
E - While the record`s still playing to Al B.
Sure`s "Effect Mode"
Stay tuned, to be continued on the next
episode
Peace, I`m Audi 5000
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