I wish i had a date lyrics

Artist  : Fishbone 
Song : I wish i had a date
 

Well I wish I had a date
So I wear my suit and tie
Well I wish I had a date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well I`ll take her out to dinner
And I`ll treat her real good
I`ll spend all my money on expensive food
Show her off to all the rest of my friends
I`m not good lookin` but at least she`s a 10
I won`t pay attention while my buddies scam
I`ll be in love with a bitchin` bim
You know I am but at least she`ll pretend

Well I wish I had a pretty face
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if I didn`t have a chicken face
I could mack `em down the chicks at night
Well we`ll go out at night and she`ll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she`ll go flirt with the tough guys
And they`ll fool around with her twat
And for the moment that I have my back turned
She`s making out in the parking lot

Well I wish I had a date
With a lot of trust and devotion
Well I wish I didn`t have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
But if you know I had a date
And she wouldn`t play on me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah man, real peachy

Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date