Watermelon In Easter Hay lyrics

Artist  : Frank Zappa 
Song : Watermelon In Easter Hay
 
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (lead vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)

Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...joe has just
worked himself into an imaginary frenzy during
the fade- out of his imaginary song...he begins
to feel depressed now. he knows the end is near.
he
Ealized at last that imaginary guitar notes and
imaginary vocals exist only in the imagination of
the imaginer...and... ultimately, who gives a f**k
anyway...so...so... excuse me...so...who give
Uck anyway? so he goes back to his ugly little
room and quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar
solo...

(after the song ends)
This is the central scrutinizer...as you can see,
music can get you pretty f**ked up...take a tip
from joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary
guitar and get a good job...joe did, and he’s a
ha
Uy now, on the day shift at the utility muffin
research kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile
canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing anointment
utensil. and every time a nice little muffin com
On the belt, he poots forth...

And if this doesn’t convince you that music
causes big trouble...then maybe I should turn off
my plastic megaphone and sing the last song on the
album in my regular voice...