Muffin man lyrics

Artist  : Frank zappa 
Song : Muffin man
 
Muffin man


Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Captain beefheart (harp, vocals)
George duke (keyboards, vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)
Bruce fowler (trombone)
Tom fowler (bass)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Terry bozzio (drums)

The muffin man is seated at the table in the
laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized
chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and
brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

"some people like cupcakes better. I for one
care less for them!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a
fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a
quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... let’s try that again...!) he poots forth a
quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of
his own design.
Later he says:

"some people... some people like cupcakes
exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so
exalted on the face of god’s grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the
muffin!"

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn’t know nuthin’

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin’
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin’

Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock
on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny
walley on slide, george duke
On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and
soprano sax, and madness. thank
You very much for coming to the concert tonight.
hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
Austin, texas, where ever you are.