Three little pigs lyrics

Artist  : Green jelly 
Song : Three little pigs
 

Why don't you
Sit right back
And I
I
may tell you
A tale
A tale of 3
Little
pigs
And a big
Bad
Wolf
1 (x2)
1,
2
Well, the first little piggy
Well, he was
kinda hick, he spent most of his days just
day-dreamin' of
the city
And then one
day
He bought a guitar
He moved to
Hollywood to become a star
But living on the
farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his
house outta straw, what a pity
Then one
day
Jammin' on some chords
Along came the
wolf
Knockin' on his door
(x2) Little pig,
little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my
chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm
puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff
and
Puff and
Blow your house in
(x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow
your house in
Well, the second little
piggy
Well, he was kinda stokin', spent most
of his days just a ganja smokin'
Hoppin' and
a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
Gettin' paid
money for religious speech
Built his shelter
from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of
old cans and sticks
Then one day he was
crankin' out Bob Marley
Along came the wolf on
his big, bad Harley
(x2) Little pig, little
pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my
chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm
puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff
and
Puff and
Blow your house in
(x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow
your house in
Well, the third little
piggy
A grade A student, his daddy was a rock
star
Named Pig Nugent
Earned his Master's
Degree
From Harvard College
Built his house
from his architect knowledge
A tri-level
mansion
Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock
stardom
Paid for the bills
Then one day
came the old house masher
The big bad wolf,
the little piggy slasher
(x2) Little pig,
little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my
chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm
puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff
and
Puff and
Blow your house in
(x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow
your house in
Well, the big bad wolf
Well,
he huffed
And he puffed
All that he
could
And low and behold the little piggy's
house stood
"It's made out of concrete"
The
little piggy shouted
The wolf just
frowned
As he pouted so they called 9
11
Like any piggy would
They sent out
Rambo
Just as fast
As they
could
Yo
Wolf face
I'm your worst
nightmare
Your ass is mine
1 (x2)
1,
2
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly
see
And that's the end of story
For you and
me
But still give a listen
You just
may
Hear the big wolf and little piggies
say
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me
in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin
(x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll
blow your house in
(x3) Huff and
Puff
and
Blow your house in (x3)
Huffin' and
I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
(x4)
And the moral of the story is
That
bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with
a stupid puppet
show