Three little pigs lyrics ( Green jelly )
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Artist : Green jelly Song : Three little pigs
Why don't you Sit right back And I I
may tell you A tale A tale of 3 Little
pigs And a big Bad Wolf 1 (x2) 1,
2 Well, the first little piggy Well, he was
kinda hick, he spent most of his days just
day-dreamin' of the city And then one
day He bought a guitar He moved to
Hollywood to become a star But living on the
farm, he knew nothing of the city Built his
house outta straw, what a pity Then one
day Jammin' on some chords Along came the
wolf Knockin' on his door (x2) Little pig,
little pig, let me in Not by the hair of my
chiny-chin-chin (x2) Well, I'm huffin' I'm
puffin' I'll blow your house in (x2) Huff
and Puff and Blow your house in
(x2) Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow
your house in Well, the second little
piggy Well, he was kinda stokin', spent most
of his days just a ganja smokin' Hoppin' and
a-boppin' down on Venice Beach Gettin' paid
money for religious speech Built his shelter
from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of
old cans and sticks Then one day he was
crankin' out Bob Marley Along came the wolf on
his big, bad Harley (x2) Little pig, little
pig, let me in Not by the hair of my
chiny-chin-chin (x2) Well, I'm huffin' I'm
puffin' I'll blow your house in (x2) Huff
and Puff and Blow your house in
(x2) Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow
your house in Well, the third little
piggy A grade A student, his daddy was a rock
star Named Pig Nugent Earned his Master's
Degree From Harvard College Built his house
from his architect knowledge A tri-level
mansion Hollywood Hills Daddy's rock
stardom Paid for the bills Then one day
came the old house masher The big bad wolf,
the little piggy slasher (x2) Little pig,
little pig, let me in Not by the hair of my
chiny-chin-chin (x2) Well, I'm huffin' I'm
puffin' I'll blow your house in (x2) Huff
and Puff and Blow your house in
(x2) Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow
your house in Well, the big bad wolf Well,
he huffed And he puffed All that he
could And low and behold the little piggy's
house stood "It's made out of concrete" The
little piggy shouted The wolf just
frowned As he pouted so they called 9
11 Like any piggy would They sent out
Rambo Just as fast As they
could Yo Wolf face I'm your worst
nightmare Your ass is mine 1 (x2) 1,
2 Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly
see And that's the end of story For you and
me But still give a listen You just
may Hear the big wolf and little piggies
say (x2) Little pig, little pig, let me
in Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin
(x2) Well, I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll
blow your house in (x3) Huff and Puff
and Blow your house in (x3) Huffin' and
I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
(x4) And the moral of the story is That
bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with
a stupid puppet show
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