 Abort mission lyrics ( Guttermouth )   
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Artist : Guttermouth
Song : Abort mission
It’s friday night, I’ve got a date
With this vegan girl katee
You know I really like her style
Smile, style
Oh, I love you, kate
But you’ve gone too far
You won’t even sit in my brand new car
It’s got reclining bucket seats
And a cd player, so what’s your fucking beef?
Is it my cozy leather seats?
Is it the covers made from sheep?
Ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
What kind of guy do you think I am?
You only take off your shoes when you’re in
japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if they’re suede?
And now my jacket too
So what am I supposed to do?
I’ll freeze to death and catch the flu
Ok, I’ll do it just for you
We made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
She said I’m sorry, mark. I hope that you pull
through
Next time we go out please just wear some
different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened
then
She said that condom you’ve got’s made from a
lamb’s skin
So what’s your problem?
Last friday night, you know I had a date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was kate
If you’re lookin for some action, or if you wanna
score
Just eat some bark and acorns
And she will like you more than me!
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