RADIO STARS lyrics

Artist  : ICP 
Song : RADIO STARS
 
Occasionally, the overwhelming temptation to reach
the pinnacle of the pop music genre 

will reduce the most deplorable examples of the
underground music scene to change their 

so called artistic endeavours in an vain attempt
to appeal to the public at large.  

Behold the metamorphosis



Fuck platinum, platinum just aint good enough

we need more money, more house and cars and
stuff

I'm sick of juggalos, I want them other hoes

I want them shitty hoes, you get wit radio and
video

we'll do whatever it takes to get some
airplay

we'll make that bounce shit, triple our sales and
pay

come on shaggy follow my lead

its time to change our shit up to get what we
need



????????? 



The pathetic attempts never cease. 

The moronic music onslaught continues to insult
the intelligence of the savvy consumer  

How much more can an audience be asked to
endure?



didn't work, ah fuck, what happened

they always told us we sucked at rappin'

well I don't know how to play a guitar

ill play the skin flute be a radio star

I'm sick of keepin it real, and underground

I want the sellout 10million fans radio flavor
style

even though we'll be played next summer

show me a radio dick and ill show you a
hummer



Joey fell in love with a college girl

she had a back pack and a pony tail

she said her name was lisa but I do not know

she drank cisco lemmonade and cherry jello

I can put my buddy holly glasses on

I can even sing one of his faggot songs

I can wear checkered pants and never smile

whatevers cool for your radio style

joey fell in love with a college ......



The boorish bumbling baboons have been baffled in
their journey to the music business

Each sonnet is more ridiculous than the last.


Their strides toward musical success are little
more than a stumble into complete failure.



that was bullshit, what the fuck

you think of something

I'm sittin here trying to write hits

your doing nothing

you wrote the punk shit but that didn't work

it flopped on its ass, at least I tried
though

all right, aint no need to be fighting with each
other

we need to start talkin about relationships and
lovers

can you sing, no, neither can I

to be radio stars we at least gotta try



Girl, I'm gonna let you know on the radio

I want to lick you from head to toe

girl, your perfume, its smellin so sweet

I wanna make love between the sheets

girl, play my song, ??????

I'm a radio man, and I know

????????????????????????

give me one more chance

and ill make you dance

Chorus 5x girl, we'll make radio songs for radio
fans we can't go wrong

girl, so you fucked my boy, I don't give a
fuck



After years of endless attempts ICP received
almost no radio play.

Finally, the 2 dimwitted idiots decided to stay
with the wicked shit for life.