1000 Excuses lyrics

Artist  : Ice Station Zero 
Song : 1000 Excuses
 


Man, my car broke down, I couldn't get to a
phone
By the time I got home, I had to take
out the trash
and walk the dog, then a client
of mine called
Before I knew it, it was like
10:30
You know, my body's been acting kind of
wierd so I needed some rest.

Your shit
won't stink 'til you rub your nose in it
Man,
you'll never believe what happened to me
today
I had to get my brother from the
airport
On the way home, I had to pick up my
niece from daycare
and I guess when I was
driving or something
I didn't see the
nail
By the time the tow truck came, the last
thing I wanted
to do was work

I got
1000 excuses why I can't get anything done on
time
And I'll make you feel sorry for me
by
whining about my epilepsy

Man, I know
things have kind of sounded wishy-washy
from
the get go. When got 1000 things going on
it's
kind of har to keep your head screwed on
tight,
if you know what I mean.
Oh, by the
way, I do have other clients & I always
have
100% customer satisfaction guarantee.

I've
got a thousand excuses
and every one I'm
re-using