Dead Body Man lyrics

Artist  : Insane Clown Posse 
Song : Dead Body Man
 


****Channels changing on a TV****
"This is a
Channel 7 news brief because the news is
happening now!
Good evening Mort Perkins
reporting. Our top story tonight: Police
and
investigators are still trying to figure
out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies
from the
Wayne County morgue late Monday
night. Police say the apparent body theif
entered
through the basement window but how
they eluded the security and alarm system is
still a
mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are
wondering: What kinda sick FUCK would steal
four
dead bodies anyway? Details at
11."

Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the
street.
55-65, bodies at least.
I hang with
the stiffs till the break of dawn.
I'm always
finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn.
Drag
'em in the house, throw 'em in the
oven.
Wicked clown lovin' that dead body
grubbin'.
Tastes like chicken, finger lickin
deepfried.
I ate a dead body, but don't tell.
I lied.
I just ate my first dead body last
week,
Still got the fingernail caught in my
teeth.
Before ya start yellin' and cursin' my
name,
Remember somethings wrong with my brain,
insane.
Second I was born, doctor threw me
against the wall.
Kicked open the doors and he
whipped me down the hall.
I'm sliding and I'm
boucin' off shit like a hockey puck.
And my
mother's like, "What the fuck?!"
He said I was
born of an alien race.
Born with a hatchet and
a juggalo face.
But I'm not a martian, you
wouldn't understand.
I'm just a dead body
man.

"We've got bodies! Dead bodies! We
got fat ones, skinny ones, males,
females,
hermaphrodites! We got somebodies! We
got nobodies! Bodies, bodies,
bodies!
WOO!"

Dead bodies, dead bodies
in the back of my van.
All the little kiddies
love the dead body man.
I drive through my
neighborhood ringin' my bell.
Some people run
cause they don't like the smell.
Others line
up just as quick as they can.
To try to catch
a glimpse of the dead body man.
It's all good,
if you can stand the funk. but uh.....
Just
don't look in the trunk.
I drive down central
kickin the bass.
Chillin' with my freaks and
I'm pickin' her face.
Maggots and bugs like to
crawl on her head.
Cause my bitch is dead, I'd
rather that instead.
I'm a hoe you can't
trust, always diggin a nut.
A dead body bitch
learned to keep her mouth shut.
Riding in the
back is my dead body crew.
Only they can never
think of nothin' to do.
If you think I'm sick,
take a look at yourslf.
You got dead deer
heads up on your shelf.
On your key chain is a
little baby rabbit's hand.
I'm just the dead
body man.

"We also collect dead bodies! So
if you know any dead people, or you
yourself
are
planning on dying soon, we'll
be happy to come to your house and pay cash
for
it! We
appreciate good, healthy, stiffs
for our dinner! WAHOO!"

Call me the dead
body man (Some'll give 'em to me!)
Call me the
dead body man (Just sell 'em to me!)
Call me
the dead body man (You can mail 'em to
me!)
Call me the dead body man (But, Bring 'em
to me!)

Call me the dead body man (Won't
ya give 'em to me!)
Call me the dead body man
(You can sell 'em to me!)
Call me the dead
body man (Just mail 'em to me!)
Call me the
dead body man (But, Bring 'em to
me!)
(repeat)

Call me the dead body
man...
Call me the dead body man...