Joker`s Wild lyrics

Artist  : Insane Clown Posse 
Song : Joker`s Wild
 


[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy!

Welcome to another
exciting episode of Daray's #1 game show: The
Joker's Wild!
Shaggy tell us something about
tonight's contestants.

HA HAHA Hey mudda
fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this
bitch! We
got a cop
we got a judge and we
got a redneck. So step the fuck up and play The
Joker's
Wild!
(WooHoo!)

Everybody
smile!
Guess who's back on your underground
dial! (who?)
It's the game show host wit the
most (Violent J)
And tonight we gonna have a
little pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Top copper! It's
been a long while!
Lace up your boots and come
on down the aisle.
Mr. Big Man packin' that
steel.
But tonight you ain't shit. Now spin
the fuckin' wheel!
Looks good nice try! Now
let's see just how you gon' die!
Lucky, lucky,
it landed on Carpenter Jed.
He just pounds
nails in your forehead.
The pig got lucky that
time. But let's take a look.
Who's next down
the line. Oh, the 43rd District Judge.
Hey
pal! Remember me? You threw me in jail!
Take a
spin or I'll snap your neck. The clicker's
landed.
Let me check. The Jookie, hey it ain't
bad at all.
We just cut your face off and slap
your skull. ~slap!~
Who's next for the games
and fun? Hillbilly Earl, C'mon down! Run!
The
redneck that sic'ed his dog on me.
Now that's
gonna cost you a spin buddy!
Spin around and
around it goes! Staple your lips shut, cut off
your toes!
Then I throw your corpse on top of
the pile.
Anything goes on the Joker's
Wild.

"Tell me. Who killed seventeen
people and later ate their dead
bodies?"
~timer clicking~
"Jeffrey
Dommer?"
"No! The correct answer would be your
mother!"
"WAAA!"
"Shaggs?"

"Aww shit,
mutha fuckas. Get ready for round 2 in this bitch!
So if you want
your fuckin'
neckbone
chopped, step the fuck up and play The Joker's
Wild!"

Ya like big money and prizes don't
ya?
You'd probably kill for a big prize won't
ya?
You little bitch! It's your turn to spin.
(ding ding ding)
"Free money!"
Now spin
again. Oh goody, now unzip your drawers.
I'm
gonna clip this chain on your balls!
Raise you
upsidedown for the big batta.
Now we bust your
head like a piniata! (Yeahhhh!!)
The audience
loves that shit!
Listen to 'em scream when
your forehead splits
Wait, cut to a break! Oh
shit dat-damn uh, we got guts on the
camera.

"The Joker's Wild is brought to
you by:" "Faygo!"
Everybody sing! "Send yo'
momma straight up to tha sto'! Tell that bitch
to
bring home a
Faygo!"

Welcome back
to the carnival show! Here's your chance for the
big money cash
flow!
Hit your buzzer, pull
your lever! Joker, Joker, Lemon!
We sever your
head! Pick a door! 1,2,or 3
It's the same
behind every door, me!
There's no escape. Now
gimme that bald head!
The crowd can't help,
look, their all dead!
And they just watchig
their doom.
We broadcast from hell to your
living room.
I ripped off his neckbone, wicked
clown style.
Anything goes on The Joker's
Wild.

"It's time to play hit or miss!
Contestant #1, open your mouth! Contestant
#2,
get ready!
Will he hit or
miss?"
~spear hitting~
"He Hit!"
[crowd]
Yeaahhhhh!
"What's next?!"
"We got money, we
got cash, we got prizes! We got blood, we got
cocks, we got
naked
dead bitches! On The
Joker's Wild!"

I got my yellow suit, and
my purple tie.
Somebody's gonna die! Oh,
my!
It's Mr. Thompson my next door
neighbor.
Always bitchin'! Yellin' from the
kitchen... window.
See he died then he went to
hell, though.
We meet again! I got my own game
show.
Spin the wheel 'cuz I just can't fuck
around.
~Rrrrrrinnnnnnngg!~
"Bonus
round!"

Oh, shit! The end of the game.
Bonus round.
We goin out with a bang! You got
a chance for money and prizes!
You got a
chance at death too! (eheheh)
So get ready,
I'm comin' at ya fast!
Your chance for freedom
at last!
Four questions. So are ya ready
Jack?
"Uhhh, I-I think so..."
Load the
gun!

"The
governor..."
"Beechpot?"
"Yes! The square
root of 2..."
"Uhhh..."
"Correct! Nutsacks
don't belong in..."
"Buttcracks?"
"Richboys
eat..."
"Caviar?"
"NOOO! The correct answer
is 'bullets'!"
~machine gun fire~
"Oh hoho!
Oho Geez! Oh! Well, this is Big Chipperwinks
saying 'so long' till
next week
folks!
Seeya later! Goodbye!"
~laughing in the
background~

That's it. Go home.
crowd:
Awwwwww!