Mad Professor lyrics

Artist  : Insane Clown Posse 
Song : Mad Professor
 


Mad Professor



(Violent J)
I was never
popular this I'll admit fuck school never liked
me Goo!
All the kids would always beat me
until I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my
forehead
But that shit never bothered me Mama
and Mother
They had a lot of property
They
had a science lab in the basement
And that's
where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I
made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked
three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it
was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a
frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it
was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I
need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a
zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But
fuck that, I got my girlie right
here...yeah!

(Chorus)
You can call me
Mad Professor
I will make a friend for
me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will
rule eternity



(Violent J)
I used so many
body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch
of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?
They
all chipped in on my special friend
Everything
helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come
on
I hear the other children playing
outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll
skin your fucking hides!"
?Stressful?, this
part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this
nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an
elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar
and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the
fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost
time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come
on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay
it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a
hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn't
work

(Chorus)



It
wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell
ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no
failure
I put the shit with the ?things? and
this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you
hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it
up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a
cup
It will do exactly...hold up, pause
I
ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that
Get
him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint
his ugly face up just like mine
I see him
twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell
the whole world about the carnival
Turn the
hertz all the way up for this shit
And just
wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it
work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up,
y'all!)

(Chorus) 3X