Leo (skit) lyrics

Artist  : Ja rule 
Song : Leo (skit)
 

This is Leo! And im the cousin of the bitch that
dont know what the fuck she 
talkin bout! I am the real psychic man! Next
caller:
Caller: hello miss leo my uh boyfriend is in jail
and i wanna know uh when he 
is a-comin out 
Leo: ok, i know, he will be-he-wi-, your
boyfriend hold on the cards never lie 
tyra readin and i am psychic and i am leo and i
know when your boyfriend will 
be home. hold on i will tell you. the charge is
50 dollar a minute are u cool 
with that? you cool wit - ok then hold on your
gonna hold on for 15 minute hold 
on hold on okay - hold 15 minute hold on Next
Caller:
Caller: Yes umm, i wanna know if uh, my mom is
have affair with my boyfriend
Leo: Oh! now see girl, this is a very difficult
one for me to read, becuase, i 
see, i see darkness in your future, i see, now,
now is your mother a whore? 
Caller: yeas.
Leo: now see dis is what they talk, dis is what
the cards say.  dis is what me 
thought dis is what me taught. now uh, does your
momma, uhh,  hold on let me 
get this one together, hold on.  its a 50 dollar
charge fee, a minute. are you 
cool wit dat? you cool wit dat?
Caller: okay
Leo: okay, Den you hold on too. Ten minute hold
on for you.  Caller, who on the 
line?
Caller: Ajuya
Leo: Ajuya, what the hell u want?
Caller: umm i was just at the clinic and im
curious to know--
Leo: hold on! you want to know who the baby`s
daddy is, am i right?
Caller: (gasp) oh my god
Leo: see! that what we know, the cards never lie,
its all in the tyra readin! 
Now, now, i see, i see in the cards, i see a, a
tall one, a tall one, he has, 
he has shot feet
Caller: yes
Leo: ok, and now i see a fat one. Now the fat one
hes poor, hes rather poor, he 
broke? is the fat one broke?
Caller: michael! yes...
Leo: His name uh, now see girl, my cards say that
his name is fred, his name 
not michael its fred. 
Caller: (gasp!!)how do you know that!?
Leo: see he been lying to yo girl. yes the fat
one been lying to you. so u know 
what this leads me to believe? it was the other
one you were fucking with, the 
other one. it was neither one of them it was the
other one girl. Now, if you`d 
like to know anything else, your gonna have to
HOLD ON!