3rd Rock From The Sun lyrics

Artist  : Joe Diffie 
Song : 3rd Rock From The Sun
 
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time

Like a broken field runner slippin' through the
line

He likes the way she looks so he calls the little
wife says

"Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late
tonight"

Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears

Calls her sister up and cries "Get over
here"



Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile

Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a
mile

He leaves the motor running he'll only be a
minute

His car drives away with teenagers in it

The driver tells his buddies, got one life to
live

They scream into the night "Let's get it
over with"



Cause and effect, chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinning round, things come
undone

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun



The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve

Heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb

Truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking
lot

It flies through the air takes out the bank
clock

Clock strikes a light pole, transformer
sparks

Lines go down, town goes dark



Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all

Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall

Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the
streets

"We hate to wake you up but we can't find
the chief"

Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his
car

He's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's
Bar"



Cause and effect, chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinning round, things come
undone

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun



Cause and effect, chain of events

All of the chaos makes perfect sense

When you're spinning round, things come
undone

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun

Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun



Welcome to Earth third rock from the sun