The New Workout Plan lyrics

Artist  : Kanye West 
Song : The New Workout Plan
 


[Intro]
You just popped in the Kanye
West
Get right for the summer workout
tape
And ladies if you follow these
instructions exactly
you might bear to pull
you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a
dude wit' a car
So first of all we gon' work
on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight
ass!

[Verse 1]
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and
get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy
tight and do your crunches like this
Give
head, stop breathe, get up, check your
weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the
week
Pick up your son and don't disrespect
your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's
so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your
friends and my dick
What's scary to me is
Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to
me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your
name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I
came..
I came...
I
came..

[Chorus]
It's been a week
without me
and she feel weak without me
She
wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothin' to talk
about
'Lest, she talkin' about freakin'
out
then maybe we can work it out
Work it
out (Come on) [4x]
Work it out now
Maybe we
can work it out (Come on, come on)

[Verse
2]
Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light
a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set
Twista set get it wet
Ooh girl your breath is
HARSH
Cover your mouth up like you got
SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them
cars
Still killa a nigga on 16 bars
We
ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold
beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
so you
can brag to all your homies now
But I still
mess with a big firl if you ain't fit girl I'll
hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more
now hop in the Benz
Four door do you know the
difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha
lattes you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this
tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers,
gangstas, all us, ballas

[Chorus]
It's
been a week without me
and she feel weak
without me
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't
nothin' to talk about
'Lest, she talkin' about
freakin' out
then maybe we can work it
out
Work it out (Come on) [4x]
Work it out
now
Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come
on)

[Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye
in the background]
[Jill] Hi may name is Jill,
I just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout
plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
and like
now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want
to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo!
woooo!

[Asandra] My name is Asandra, and I
just want to say
that ever since listenin' to
Kanye's workout tape
I was able to get my
phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
put up
in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip
to Cancun
And what's most importantly is that
I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's
broke ass no
mo'

(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo,
Chi-town mo' let's go mo')

[Alamae] My
name is Alamae from Moville, Alabama
and I
just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's
workout tape
I been able to date outside the
family, I got a double wide
And I row the
plain, row the plain, row the plain

[Girl]
Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of
all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man
(yeah)
And I don't gotta work at the mall
again

[Beat changes]

(Lemme break
ya wit' a piece of)
My favorite work out plan
(oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah
yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(It's
that old Michael Jackson shit)

That's
right put in work, move your ass, go
wizzerk
Get your salad, no dessert
Get that
man you deserve
It's Kanye's workout plan
I
said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and
gentlemen)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow
myself to introduce myself)
His
woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want
y'all to clap like this)

That's right put
in work
Move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your
salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
(Stop!)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok
bring)
I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I
know y'all ain't tired)
It's Kanye's workout
plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need
ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a
soul clap ok? double time)

That's right
put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass, go wizzerk
(Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get
that man you deserve

That's right put in
work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk
(Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No
dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear,
ugh)

That's right put in work (That's
right put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk
(Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat
your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you
deserve (Woo!)

(Okay, okay, okay, that's,
that'd be good) [Applause and cheering]
(I
appreciate your time)
I want to see you work
out for me
Woah yeah