Deperate Rado lyrics

Artist  : Kid Rock 
Song : Deperate Rado
 
												
														   Back in the muther fuckin
saddle

my six shooter strapped and I'm lookin for a
battle 

Out on the plains I'm just a loner

my saddle horn rubs right and yo it's givin me a
boner 

I got thoughts of Annie Oakley

but that buck toothed tramp in that last town she
broke me 

And we didn't even fuck

I gave my last gold tooth 'n gold nugget to get
my dick sucked 

3 days out on the frontier

and I'd kill for a cheap whore and a barrel of
cold beer 

I need a slut for a service

I take a peak at the shiip and they all run away
nervous 

Man I gotta get my rocks off

cuz my Wranglers don't fit right unless my cock's
soft 

Long nights by the fire me a Trigger.....go
figure 

(Chorus)I'm a desperate rado

didn't take any practice

A desperate rado

got a cock like a cactus 

Now I drift through the desert like a wild
coyote

horny as a toad trippin off peyote 

Holdin uptrains and gettin goods by the sack

I'm known thru out the west as the pie eyed mack


And to the law I'm no stranger

I'm wanted dead or alive cuz I shot the Lone
Ranger 

And then Tonto tried to get down

so I boned his bitch slit hes throat and then I
skipped town 

That's the way I run my show

paint towns red

fuck hoes and then I lay low 

I know you think I'm archaic

but my dick's like a sword

I see pussy and wanna slay it 

Out on the plains it gets linely

sometimes I feel homely

new faces

new towns no one knows me 

Guns cocked in my holster

u see my face in each town nailed to a pole on a
poster 

I'm always lookin for the quick buck

then always blowin my cash on a bitch with a big
butt 

Some say my head's hollow

Fuck em....I'm just a 

(Chorus II)Desperate rado

trottin thru the bad lands

A desperate rado

tokin down with all the cowhands 

A desperate rado

didn't take much practice

A desperate rado

got a cock like a cactus 

Now I fuck whores by the scores up ten fold on
any fellow

in any town I can be found at the local bordello


Never yellow never chicken listen for my spurs
draggin, 

and when I'm kickin dust you better circle up the
wagons 

So when I rip thru your town don't be gawkin

just tip your hat and Tex keep walkin 

Cuz I'm a gun slingin top hand

fuck with me and you'll go out like Custer at his
last stand 

I'm a low down buckaroo

if you leave me alone with your mother then I'll
fuck her too 

Cuz I'm a sidewinding nomad

and morals in upbringing is something that I
never had 

Known as the ruff ridin Texan

a bad buck from the day of my inception. 

And I was raised in the poor house

my mother kicked me out so she could start a
whore house 

Now since the day I left the corral

I've been on a quest for the plant that's called
mescal 

Cuz pale rider once pulled me aside

and told me that high was the best way to ride...


(Chorus III)Now I'm a desperate rado

always lookin for a fight

A desperate rado

puffin on a peace pipe 

I'm a desperate rado

on the run from the law

A desperate rado baddest one you ever saw