The story of willy lyrics

Artist  : King missile 
Song : The story of willy
 
On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse
Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and
rye toast
He did usually eat bacon, but since today was
such a special day,
He figured why not, like most people these days,
He had a hard time keeping his food down, but
that didn't stop Willy from eating
He enjoyed food to much.
Willy went outside, he loved to breathe fresh
air, but he went outside anyway
He decided to head across the street and visit
his good friend Bob.
When Willy got to Bob's house, he found that Bob,
in utter despair,
Had shot himself in the head,
"Some people have no patience whatsoever" Willy
proclaimed,
Well, I'm not going to kill myself,
I'm sticking it out, today's a special day
The last day of planet Earth and I'm going to
enjoy myself
Maybe today I won't go to the health spa,
Maybe I'll just stay here and drink all of Bob's
beer
Or maybe when Bob's wife comes home, I'll take
her out dancing
Yeah, that's it, dancing I'm going home to get
changed
Willy raced out the door into the street, not
noticing the runaway steamroller
That flattened him into a pancake in less that
one second
The World would have to end without Willy