Me And My Skate lyrics

Artist  : Kottonmouth Kings 
Song : Me And My Skate
 


Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk
rock kid.
Oh shit, ah damn, well what's
happenin here? Damn helicopters
And all I saw
was some little skater kid
Come runnin by with
a test tube, one of them glass ones.
Oh man,
I'll check the news
And find out what the
hell's happenin here. "Hola como
estas?"
Fuckin commercials, damn
yeah,
"This is Victoria Secretion reporting
live from Orange County California,"
No shit,
"where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff and
our
chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc,
member of the infamous
Kottonmouth
Kommittee,
Skating east bound on Yorba Linda
Blvd.
DLoc has been at large and is wanted by
press, parents, and
authorities
For being a
nusiance to society. Approach with
caution,
DLoc could be under the influence of
a mind altering substance."

Its me and my
skate, skate
In this world of hate and
confusion
I sweat all day to create an
illusion
Or a fantasy yeah that's what you
call it
You can be a bong tokin
alcoholic
Well this came true so I grip the
mic tightly
And when I'm rocking the stage my
skates besides me
After the show you'll catch
skating in the parking lot
Bustin grinds and
flips, my board is all I got
To escape the
realness of reality
I smoke a joint so I can
cope with this insanity
They say sobriety's
the answer to society
I say its anarchy but
they ain't understanding me
I say it twice but
they just can't relate
I guess its fate, my
boards my mate
Just, just me and my
skate

"In other breaking news, reputed
rapper Saint,
also from the Kottonmouth
Kommitte, was caught by
survalence
camera
At JJ's Liqour in the
city of Orange
Making off with 2 cases of
beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton
of
cigarettes.
The unemployed rapper has
outstanding charges of
drunken
rowdyness,
Insighting riots, and
abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted
on
Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle
under the influence of
alcohol."

Now I
just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in
prison.
Thank God for freedom hook the bitches
with my jism
Name is brought up in many
girlies' conversations
But it gets complicated
with the situations you be facin
My name is
Saint, the one the girlies flock fool.
So
don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me
fool.
like a beer like marijuana.
She said
"Hi Saint my name's Luana."
Lou wanna wanna
wanna take me home?
Lou wanna wanna wanna lay
and bone?
But I get aggravated, mentally
frustrated
When I act like cuz your boyfriend
player hated.
Left jab, right hook, then I
knocked him out,
I hate player haters so I
pissed in his mouth.

"Apparently local
officials have turned the Kottonmouth
Kommitte
case over to the Federal Bureau of
Investigations.
The elusive Orange County
rappers, under the direction of Pimp
Daddy X
are sought in connection with a number of
charges
Ranging from obsenity, influencing the
minds of minors, fake
ID's, lude and crude
behavior, and demoralizing society.
Right
wing, religious zealots have apparently
threatened to
Quote 'Crucify those young
punks.' "

Yo I got a scam for this, you
know I got a scam for that
The Daddy's friends
are good but still I watch my back
I like to
vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track
I
got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat
sack
Too many vices and insane
extremities
I got no good solutions, so no
quick remedies
Don't wanna slave my life
working at a 9 to 5
Fuck flippin burgers don't
wanna drop no fries
Don't wanna move boxes,
move shit or sit behind a desk
Just wanna get
upon a mic and let my skills start to
flex
Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls
and
I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna
be left alone
Addicted to the nicotine, a full
time toker
All the more confused with mi vida
loca
Late night toker, indo smokers
Hey hey
daddy x, daddy x, daddy x, daddy x
Let your
skills flex
Hey hey daddy x daddy x
hey
daddy x, put those fools in check
Live while
you live you gotta live your life while you're
here
Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind
and guzzle beer
Fear of life at times yes but
I ain't got no time for that
I gotta kick it
chill got to kick it to the max
So when you
see daddy x in your vicinity
Pass the pipe,
pass the j, say "what's up?"
I'm out,
peace
Me (me) me and my skate, my skate, my
skate, my skate
My mate my skate
Me (me) me
and my skate, my skate
My skate my mate in this
world of hate

"After an all out man hunt by
local and federal officials,
The Kottonmouth
Kommittee still remains at large,
Last spotted
fleeing southbound on Interstate 5
In a drop
top Volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen
from
A trailer park complex earlier
today.
The young vandals are disturbing the
peace, and reportedly riding
high.
That's
our local news for now, we'll update you on the
situation as it happens.
I'm Victoria
Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to
you, Bob."