Katrina lyrics

Artist  : Marvelous 3 
Song : Katrina
 
I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a members only jacket, thought he was
kool
That’s when I met katrina, she was best friends
with seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was
special
I saw her in the hall about quarter til three
I said I’ll take you in my nova, to the tasty
freeze
She said I know all about you, more than I
should
I know all about the dirty mags you keep in the
woods

(chorus)
So tell me how I’m supposed to be when I’ve been
stalked by a lesbian
I can’t sleep a wink, and I’m married to the
ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when I’ve been stalked
by a lesbian now

Now don’t take it light, it might seem funny to
you
Yesterday my science project, was covered in
glue
So I asked that guy seshel, was it something I
said
He said quit being so fuckin’ paranoid, it’s all
in your head
The way she’s looking at me, I think she wants me
to be,
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you
see
Oh God she’s walking this way, oh	god what should
I say,
I hope and pray that one day she’ll be straight

(chorus)

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked
across the room and there’s this girl and she
walks up to me and she’s beautiful and she says
’hey, I’m katrina, dude, remember me? ’ and I
freaked
D ’oh my God I thought you looked familiar’ about
this time this 400 fucking pound woman walks up
with katrina’s face tattooed on the side of her
neck, she comes waddling and says ’don’t fuck wi
Girl’ I looked at jabba straight in the fucking
eye and say ’don’t worry every time I picture
katrina’s face it’s gonna be on the side of your
gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck’ she says ’are
y
Upid? ’ I say ’no I’m just sober!’**

(chorus)

And she beat the shit out of him