Captain Kirk lyrics

Artist  : Master P 
Song : Captain Kirk
 


[Featuring Mystikal Fiend Silkk The
Shocker]
Intro: [Master P]
Are you ready to
boldly go
where no family has gone
before?
The Ghetto Enterprise has
landed.
Captain Kirk has arrived I
repeat
Captain Kirk has arrived.
Women if
you're lucky Captain Kirk will save you
and
beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame
you
are lookin' for. I mean the next
generation ya' heard me?
Are you ready? [Yes I
Am!!!!]
1st Verse: [Master P --
Fiend]
Master P:
Somebody musta' told these
hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but will they
jus' tell them hoes that I was a
muthafuckin'
captain?
All the bitches I
done broke fo' they bank,
I got so many
cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I
got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees,
No
Limit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps
that be floatin' in the
breeze...
Fiend:
Now, Now, Now P, all the
time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was
livin' next door to Captain Kirk.
kepta smirk
on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',
come
to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down
hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed
the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is
eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of
that,
the bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career off
this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because
they can't get it clear to this
nigga,
go
figga,
all she wanted was that man to
change,
but if it was me, I done been done
slapped that bitch in the
brains.
Chorus:
Captain Kirk, can you save
me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo'
baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save
me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo'
baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save
me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo'
baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr.
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse Two:
[Silkk The Shocker]
See I met this bad ass
trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellin'
her friends about month go by see I'ma be like
buying her
shit.
I bought her lunch the
first time,
but see there trick that's nuthin'
but game,
I hit it one time and they be callin'
back,
talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all that
playin'?".
And she had the nerve to tell
me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm
worthless,
I told her Bitch if you ain't
suckin' dick,
then none of yo' clit defeats
the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to
fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
I
figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar
signs.
Simply, a bitch might give you some
weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man,
but since you my boy you
better use a condom,
before you try to fuck.
Take the game from
this show bug,
cuz Silkk ain't no love.
I
give'em a little somethin', but at the end
I
take'em back and get the most love.
And
ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin'
hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
It all
depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk
(Bitch freeze),
all you ghetto hoes get yo'
Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
bring yo'
Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin'
in
approximately five
minutes.
Chorus
Verse Three:
[Mystikal]
Aww HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A
MINUTE!!!
my mama done got me bent.
What
the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was
with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you
be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left
ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus
cuz
you quick with that pleasure.
You
smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO
KEEP IT REAL.
I can't seem to satisfy
you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the
BILLS!!!
her rent ain't paid, but she got her
hair done,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!,
Hope man done got it made
and ride my pockets
to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't
responsible, for what a nigga man
do give a
fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a
fuck bout' what you and another nigga been
through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear
too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait
to see that nigga that got
trampled like that
cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
It's thinkin'
like that, that make it hard,
for me and the
rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it
like weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU
NIGGA!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass,
and come up off yo' hard work,
This Mystikal,
Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN
KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus
Outro:
-Girl
Captain
Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though
they ain't from you,
baby my kids love
you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand
new color TV,
I know you pay the rent.
Even
though I ain't gave you none in the last
year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six
hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12.
Oh I
took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair,
nails, toes did,
I want a brand new
house,
a five karat diamond ring for my
birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some
pampers and milk.
Also a jar of pickles, and
Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk,
your finally
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and
don't forget to
pick up your cape out the
cleaners.
[Master P]
Mr. Kirk's enterprise
will be beaming up out of
the ghetto in five
seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[Sound
of airplane or some other aircraft taking
off
and flying away]