Bruces` Philosophy Song lyrics

Artist  : Monty Python 
Song : Bruces` Philosophy Song
 


Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very
rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a
boozy beggar
Who could think you under the
table.

David Hume could
out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,

And
Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as
schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing
Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising
of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was
permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of
his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy
was particularly ill.

Plato, they say,
could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey
every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a
bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his
dram,

And Ren Descartes was a drunken
fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes,
Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A
lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's
pissed.