 Immanuel kant lyrics ( Monty python )   
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 Rate Immanuel Kant
Artist : Monty python
Song : Immanuel kant
From Monty Python's "Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Transcribed by John Daley
jdaley@picasso.ocis.temple.edu
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very
rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and
Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just
as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout
the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half
a pint of shandy was
particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a
crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink
therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's
pissed.
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