Woman Lose Weight lyrics

Artist  : Morcheeba 
Song : Woman Lose Weight
 


What a surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman
advisor

The name of this entertainement
is:
"Women Lose Weight"
Our first years of
mariage everything was just great
But after
two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact
is
Now she's completely unattractive
Look
fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I
tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat so
much food
But no

Your shallow
You
need to run the course of unconditionnal love and
so forth

But how if desire's is not
there
That's just delayment
Divorce is,
child support, alimony payments
My
unhappiness, I doubt, discouraged
So hurry for
an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my
secretary June well groomed
When you gonna
leave your wife
I tell her soon mommy soon i
assume
Or my destiny is
blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for
me to do is to kill her

What a
surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman
advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her.
Of
course there's laws which enforces
divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue
miss

What a surpriser
Open your eyes,
A
Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill
her.
Of course there's laws which enforces
divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue
miss

My plans against or
shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing
about poisoning
And I can't swim
Bad
intentions pumping
Might as well become
numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone
wrong
But the catch is do I have the nerve to
dispatch this
Who could I get to help me
murder this fat chick
I guess I'll have to
play a dude robbin on wednesday
The day she
usually goes food shopping
Anyway, long story
short hit the side of her Chrysler
And sent
her clean over the divider
"You bastard" she
said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I
thought "she has to be dead".
Later on get a
call
(from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
(had me)
leapin like a frog
We need you at the
morgue
So I selfishly persue
"boohoo" there
was nothing else for me to do I had to kill
her.

What a surpriser
Open your eyes,
A
Woman advisor
C'mon ya'll know I had to
kill her.
Of course there's laws which
enforces divorces.
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss.

Kill her

What a
surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman
advisor
I had to kill her.
Of course
there's laws which enforces divorces.
Send
that ass right to the morgue miss.

So you
mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue
who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have
no clues right now.
This is terrible what am I
gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together
sir
I'm so broken up inside I just can't
believe this
I understand, I
understand
Catch the person who did
this
We're gonna try
sir
Please

Screamin "who done took my
heart" acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral
though everyone was lookin at me odd like I did
it
Like I was the reason my mates slain
murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her
weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy
blonde can't cook
All she does is order from
restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt
could adress, clothes not washed proper and house
look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was
waitin outside
How I took a long lunch break
day the wife died
I darn near turned
pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me,
and gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to
anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story
is
Desire is important
So watch your
weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a
given
Though looking back I realised I didn't
have to kill her.

What a surpriser
Open
your eyes, A
Woman advisor
I didn't have to
kill her.
Of course there's laws which
enforces divorces.
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss.

I killed her

What a
surpriser
Open your eyes, A
Woman
advisor
I didn't have to kill her.
Of
course there's laws which enforces
divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue
miss.

Well, there you have it
Keep thin
trim
Keep your marriage healthy
Do you know
what I mean?
Small message from
Morcheeba
and Slick Rick the
ruler.

Peace