King of spain lyrics

Artist  : Moxy fruvous 
Song : King of spain
 
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble
pie)
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa  (now I eat
humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I
eat humble pie)
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going
nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it
all on video
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble
pie)
A palatial palace, that was my home  (now I eat
humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I
eat humble pie)
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome  (once he
was the King of Spain)
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my
people say:
"King, how are you such a genius?
There's a roof overhead and food on our plates!"
It's laisez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble
pie)
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You phone
me  (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I
eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni 
(once he was the King of Spain)
Now some of you are probably wondering how I cam
to be living in Canada
after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them,
guys?
Tell us, King!
You see late one night when the palace was asleep
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I
creep
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon
is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just
like me
Arrives and we make a switch
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Out of my own volition, I took a change of
position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain never rushes!!!
Once I was the King of Spain  (now I eat humble)
I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us 
(now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain  (now I
eat humble pie)
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fr
�vous!  (once he was the King of Spain)