12 King Pimp Commandments lyrics

Artist  : Necro 
Song : 12 King Pimp Commandments
 
Uh

It's pimp gator

Peep the Jewels



A king pimp's been here for years
representin'

There's rules to this shit I'll break down a
lesson

Step by step

Like a booklet for you to sweat

And try to apply

To make yourself fly

No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit

When idiots talk inferior shit

Brush it off when you hear it

Never fear it

Don't put a knife to a broad

Cause the penis is mightier than the sword

Peep the metaphor

You'll find more

Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated

38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be
intimidated

You must play past the devils trickery

Prison, liquor and hits of E

Nicotine and chicks with V.D.

No. 2: must control seven or eight cunts at
once

A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a
lottery stunt

Must handle them with cleverness, kindness,
shrewdness

Intelligence but never with an iron-fist

No. 3: only fuck with a bitch when you're both
clickin'

Sparrows don't fly with eagle, peacocks can't
strut with chickens

4: must withstand all criticism

Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't
understand her sippin'

jizzm

It's a profitable business to rationalize into
cynicism

That it's wrong but it isn't

No. 5: never let a female be equal with you

Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to
normal soon

Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless
you choose

Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you

She was put on earth to serve men

She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll
loose respect for you then

Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs
and cats

Females know, during their period cunts are
filthy like rats

6: you'll use violence in self-defense

To protect yourself, friends, family, women and
what you possess

No. 7: never strike a bitch with a pipe or a
knife



Only strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality's
light

Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf
club

Break a mirror over her head but never make her
draw blood

You can start flippin'

Grippin' her like a victim

But never start hittin'

This is called the king pimp's whippin'

No. 8: since cleanliness is next to godliness

You must keep your hygiene clean regardless

A shower a day'll do and keep your physical
being

In the best condition possible it could be in

No. 9: you're never stingy, greedy, thrifty or
cheap

When it comes to you and your peeps

You owe yourself the best treats

No. 10: never sweat when a bitch leaves you
knowing

The story of a man's life, a bitch coming and one
going

They come better the next time

They only make room for a higher grade bitch, the
next one is always a

better kind

11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term
of four years unless

You're fortunate enough to get re-elected

And if she leaves before her term is up, she
faked it

Cause she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway,
kid

Let her fuck with the other 51 pimp-types,
they're better for her

Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera

12: there's leaders and followers

A king pimp never follows a hollow-headed dick
swallower

Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of
dollars

Even a scholar

Of Cabala doesn't get followed

The only one that got it like that solid is god,
kid

Cause he's brolicy, understands every topic on
how a pimp rocks shit

Follow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and
A-cups

Bitches runnin' around butt naked with pretty
make-up

The respect these bitches will have for you will
be sacred

Slut, pay up

I'll put your fuckin' head in the toilet, wake
up!



The 12 king pimp commandments

No doubt

Respect it

It's pimp gator

All you pimps all over the earth

Rock with this