Don`t go in the basement lyrics

Artist  : Oingo boingo 
Song : Don`t go in the basement
 

Oh.. 
You can tell a dirty story 
In the old conservatory... 

But don`t go in the basement! 

You can make a scene 
On the mezanene 

But don`t go in the basement! 

You can fill yourself with static 
With the ghosts up in the attic 

But don`t go in the basement! 

You can light yourself a torch 
On the old front porch 

But don`t go in the basement! 

Oh you may think that it`s real cool 
To ride down the bannister like some darn fool 
Oh don`t go... DONT GO!! 
Don`t go in the basement! 

You can feel quite aloof 
Playing rummy on the roof 

But don`t go in the basement! 

Where the cockroaches dance 
You can wallow in romance 

But don`t go in the basement! 

You may think that it`s deluxe 
To ride the bannister filled with rust 

Oh don`t go, don`t go! 
Don`t go in the basement!!!!