LANDLUBBERIf I went in half heartedWell that's all
I had to giveYou were waiting on the shoreWith
your genes unzippedSoaking and shiveringAnd
barely livingWhen I carried you onboardTo dote
uponWell so longLandlubberI put my ear to your
heartAll I could hear was the oceanI put my ear
to your headAnd was nauseous from the motionTied
to the riggingYou weren't forgivingWhen you found
yourself aliveWas I wrong?Well so
longLandlubberYou pointed to the portAnd who was
I to argue?You cried while getting off:'Oh well
we'll both forget tomorrow'I guess you were half
rightBut didn't stay to prove your theoremThat
we'll never lie togetherOutside of a mausoleumI'd
pulled too closelyAnd tore my hull freeNow my
burial at seaIs forgoneWell so longLandlubber