Kidnap The Sandy Claws lyrics

Artist  : Paul Rubens, Catherine O`Hara, & Danny Elfman 
Song : Kidnap The Sandy Claws
 


LOCK SHOCK AND BARREL
Kidnap Mr. Sandy
Claws

LOCK
I wanna do
it

BARREL
Let's draw
straws

SHOCK
Jack said we should work
together
Three of a kind

LOCK, SHOCK,
AND BARREL
Birds of a feather
Now and
forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la,
la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up
real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn
off all the lights

SHOCK
First, we're
going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and
wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap
the trap and close the gate

LOCK
Wait!
I've got a better plan
To catch this big red
lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling
pot
And when he's done we'll butter him
up

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap the
Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for
ninety years
Then see if he
talks


SHOCK
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie
Man
Can take the whole thin over then
He'll
be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook
him rare

LOCK, SHOCK, AND
BARREL
Wheeee

LOCK
I say that we
take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then
knock three times
And when he answers
Sandy
Claws will be no more

SHOCK
You're so
stupid, think now
If we blow him up to
smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And
then Jack will beat us black and
green

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Kidnap
the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him
in the ocean
Then, see if he is
sad

LOCK AND SHOCK
Because Mr. Oogie
Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on
his Boogie list, I'd get out of
town

BARREL
He'll be so pleased by our
success
That he'll reward us too, I
bet

LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL
Perhaps
he'll make his special brew
Of snake and
spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen
and
We take our job with pride
We do our
best to please him
And stay on his good
side

SHOCK
I wish my cohorts weren't so
dumb

BARREL
I'm not the dumb
one

LOCK
You're no
fun

SHOCK
Shut up

LOCK
Make
me

SHOCK
I've got something, listen
now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll
send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a
note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and
hide
Until his curiosity entices him to look
inside

BARREL
And then we'll have
him
One, two, three

LOCK, SHOCK, AND
BARREL
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a
stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what
makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to
get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what
we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw
away the key