I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I
mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the
urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a
chimpanzee-call it pointless
When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full
lobotomy-call it pointless
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas
of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are
unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to
DMV-call it pointless
I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I
mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and
fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that
chimpanzee-call it pointless
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