I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren’t quite
what I would like them to be
But you don’t see me
No one can see me
I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly
I have my kitty. his name is allowishus, I stroke
him
But you don’t see me
No one should see me
I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele and I find it
quite so irritating
I have my videos-loads of ren and stimpy
Bottom-a bit of pornography
But you don’t see me
No one should see me
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I’ve been persecuted since I sailed in through
the door!
And I’ve been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and
5!
And I’ve been gettin my ass chewed out since the
day I arrived here!
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