Pork soda lyrics

Artist  : Primus 
Song : Pork soda
 
Now listen up you know ya come home from working
that nine to five and
Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it
never really was
Burgundy. it was red, and you painted with the
goddamn sprinkler and
Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to
your but every time
You get off of it. you never tell your family,
you never tell your
Family because, you know, ol’ junior, he’s got no
brains, and what can
You do? what can you do?  (and old junior, you
know, got a little crazy
With that p.b.j. that one day...? ? )

Chorus
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You’ll be feeling just fine
Ain’t nothin’ quite like sittin’ ’round the
house
Swillin’ down them cans of swine

Ha ha ha! yes, dad’s an idiot alright!

Well, alright, I’m really starting to worry about
you. you had to have
That two-car garage with the large driveway so
you could park that
Goddamn boat in it. if it wasn’t for the boat
(blah blah blah)

Chorus

I like kansas wine...

Well, maybe it’s something simpler, like your
team lost or your
Girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don’t
know. I mean...(blah
Blah blah)