Professor nutbutter’s house of treats lyrics

Artist  : Primus 
Song : Professor nutbutter’s house of treats
 
C’mon kiddies gather round. who’s your foremost
friend in town? 
From main to maple the name resounds, professor
nutbutter.
He’s the one, the humble one, the barkley county
prodigal son.
Here to serve only you, professor nutbutter.
At old nutbutter’s house of treats from jellied
jams to sacks of
Sweets,
There’s creamy and nutatious spreads for all.
Chemist, master of entomology the professor for a
modest fee
Will cure what ails you, guaranteed professor
nutbutter.
It’s alright, don’t fear the worm.
C’mon kiddies don’t be shy be youthful til the
day you die.
The man the myth, the magic of professor
nutbutter.
He’s the one the only one the meeklybville
prodigal son.
Here to help us with ourselves, professor
nutbutter
It’s alright to fear the worm.

[it’s all right to fear the worm. the worm, the
worm is our friend.
Um, but not all of the properties of the worm can
be, uh, fully,
Fully, well, appreciated by the, uh, the human
body itself, but, um
It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s ok to, to fear the worm.
um, i, myself, have
Had no, uh, problems with the worm but in a
certain situation, uh, i
Would feel like, what, what, uh, ramifications,
um, could occur?  uh,
There’s, there’s really no need to, uh, to fear
much of anything, you
Know. fear of the, fear of the temptation is a,
more, probably, more,
More, appropriate word in this particular
scenario.	um, the, uh,
Well, it, depends on what you want, I suppose. it
really depends on,
On what you want.]