Rhinestone Cowboy lyrics

Artist  : Rikki And Daz 
Song : Rhinestone Cowboy
 


Daz: Yee-hah!
You cheeky bastards
D A Z
here, my old mate rik
Listen who the fucking
hell do you think you are?
Trying to download
this off the net
We just wont allow it
Why
don't you go and part with 2.99 of your hard
earned
'int that right rik?
Rik: certainly
is Daz
Daz: I'll tell you what we'll
do
Because we're like this we'll let you have
10 seconds of the chorus before we talk
again

Original: "like a rhinestone
cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star
spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone
cowboy
getting cards and letters from people I
don't even know
and offers coming over the
phone"

Daz: Alright listen up you
lot
Cos er I'm just fucking fed up of
this
make sure you check
out
www.rikkianddaz.com
especially kids
corner
It's your indispensible guide to a
better criminal life
Also check the
album
What's the album called rik?
Rik: Are
you ready for this?
Daz: I certainly am what
you gonna do?
Exactly caught you out there
didn't I love
So "Are you ready for
this?"
It's out on Serious Records
Thats if
you can be bother paying the ad batch
the
tight fisted bastards

Original: "Like a
rhinestone cowboy
Giddy up, giddy
up"

Daz: Right it's time for us to go
now
But before we go rik wants to say a few
words rik!
Rik: I love you all
Right so
don't forget November the 11th
It might be
November the 18th
'cos the bastards are
messing us about
also don't forget you can
catch us on the Smash Hits tour
where we
appearing on that rik?
Rik: Fuck knows
Daz:
Exactly
but wherever it is we'll be a pile of
shite and we'll be put on first cause we're
crap
and we'll stink the joint out
Au
reviour
Rik: Daz has gone everybody
he's
got a 12 o clock with his trumpet or other
I
think he's just nicked my car as well
So erm
er buy this record
Enjoy the MP3, what's left
of it
Daz: oh oh oh I think I'm gonna
blow
oh it's beautiful oooh
Rik: Listeners
I can't apoligise enough
please buy the record
you wont get any of this crap on it
Daz: Er
also listeners just incase there are any
homosexual fans trying to download
please
check out our managers websites thats
gayjoe
gayjoe.com
Rik: He's waiting for
your call
Daz: 0794....

Original: "It's
your last chance to sing come on
like a
rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a
star spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone
cowboy
getting cards and letters from people I
don't even know
and offers coming over the
phone"